Thursday, August 21, 2008

Why Men Are Never Depressed

Received this email and want to share it to others. You could add your comments and provide your reasons too on why men are never depressed.

Men Are Just Happier People--

Their last name stays put.

The garage is all his.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

Men can never be pregnant.

Car mechanics tell him the truth.

Men never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky.

Men don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

People never stare at a man's chest when Men're talking to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle their feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

Men know stuff about tanks and engines. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

Men get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. Men never have strap problems in public.

Men are unable to see wrinkles in their clothes.

Everything on Men's face stays its original colour.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

Men only have to shave their face and neck.

Men can play with toys all their life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.

Men can wear shorts no matter how their legs look.

Men can "do" their nails with a pocket knife.

Men have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

Men can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

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shirley said...

lol maybe because men don't handle the budgets?

Dan said...

Hi shirley,

Thanks for your comment..

u may have a point there as men tend to be more less on details ( budgeting) but more on action (earning money) lol.